Dame Fortune

“What happened? Dame Fortune frowned. Intel must be well-positioned and ready when Dame Fortune smiles again.”

“If sea traditions are to be trusted,” The Seattle Times reported, “Dame Fortune smiled favorably upon the Virginia V, for with one blow Miss Bringloe shattered the bottle of grape juice over the keel, and as if cheered by this good luck, the boat glided smoothly down the ways, splashed gently into the Sound and floated proudly off.”

No use tempting fickle Dame Fortune.

As well as the ongoing story of their attempt to win a first title since 1990, the arrival of Chelsea will trigger traumatic memories of the day in 2014 when Dame Fortune hoofed Steven Gerrard squarely in the hopes and dreams.

Producer RJD2 has been churning out lush, curious instrumental hip-hop for well over a decade at this point, and his new album Dame Fortune is coming out on March 25th.