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Except it wasn’t a terrifying beast — it was a person in a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat, authorities said.

His mechanics were so out of whack that, during a month-long stint on the injured list in the summer, he went to a private facility in Florida, searching for any shred of consistent effectiveness.

The only shallow voters are the men who are so bitter that they would shred human rights to stick it to the ladies who swipe left on them.

Always shred or properly destroy any papers containing personal details before disposing of them.

In fact, since the first match-up of presidential understudies nearly 50 years ago, precisely zero have made a shred of difference in the race for the White House.