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“The mist is also a yes — it makes your skin look super glowy and it’s hydrating. This moisturizer is also one of my favorites and it smells delicious. The hyaluronic Plum Plump balm is a great sleep mask for lips.”

While standing in the dazzling fluorescence of the modern supermarket, one can spot an astounding array of culinary wonders: plump strawberries nestled in plastic cartons, waxy apples as crisp in September as in April and, on the refrigerated shelves in the back, a staggering assortment of cheeses.

She described it as “the gradual emergence among professionally beautiful women of a single, Cyborgian face,” whose amalgamation of Kim Kardashian, Bella Hadid, and Kendall Jenner has poreless skin that mimics silicone, high cheekbones that can read as artificial, and plump lips beyond what is typically seen in nature.

And one of last year’s bloomers, named Stankosaurus Rex for its massive 8-foot height, is now fruiting, so it looks like a tall upright club covered with plump crimson orbs.

Nor is it a juicy hunk of a beefsteak tomato or a pleasantly plump eggplant.