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The purpose is to prevent collateral damage to the president’s image, preserve his “political capital,” and convey that he is a person of integrity who had no prior knowledge of the private jet flights his secretary of agriculture nominee accepted from a company that recently dumped 57 tons of pig carcasses into the Ohio River.

He put a human flu virus — H3N2 — into one pig, and a swine flu virus — H1N1 — into another.

There is no better place for a virus to mix-and-match and become more virulent than in a pig farm.

The person allegedly blasted the officer’s photo on her Facebook and Instagram accounts, calling them a fascist “pig” and a traitor to their race.

The people jokingly called it pig slop.