geese

“What happened there with the geese? What happened there? They’re all missing,” Trump said.

And they allow a president just minutes to determine whether what’s incoming is actually a set of missiles — or, as in the past, a flock of geese or a drill message that’s mistaken for the real thing.

Among the stories that Vance spewed in appearances on TV talk shows Sunday was that there are 20,000 Haitians in Springfield, that they’re illegal immigrants, that they were “dumped” on this unsuspecting municipality, that they’re responsible for “skyrocketing” HIV and tuberculosis cases, that they’ve driven up housing prices, and of course that they’re stealing and eating the city’s geese and household pets.

According to TMZ, the man was actually from Columbus and was holding two geese injured by a car.

Similarly, city officials say the Ohio Department of Natural Resources has seen no evidence regarding another rumor that Haitians are killing geese in public parks for food.