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The other was another edition of a baking contest that featured a dirty turkey cake and one with a gaping orifice that spits stuffing.

Dead animals littered the side of the road; deer, raccoons, something that looked like a purple jackal, a Chupacabra or two, what looked like a werewolf, and at least one low-flying turkey vulture.

“My escape plan is…to bring turkey sandwiches to New Zealand,” Kaplan writes.

They mainly include prepared salads, rice or pasta bowls containing potentially contaminated chicken or turkey, per Today.

And a pouch labeled something like turkey dinner “might be apple sauce with a whisper of turkey,” Young said.