waxer

That first podcast episode, with a Brazilian bikini waxer and a man named Captain Erotica, got roughly 75,000 downloads, she said — formidable considering how new the medium was.

“It’s so inspiring,” my eyebrow waxer said.

Having given it some thought, I then declared my love for IBM typewriters, the French word for bruise, and my electric floor waxer.

It was a short list, but still I managed to mispronounce IBM and assign the wrong gender to both the floor waxer and the typewriter.

How do you successfully communicate the pube shape you want to a waxer?