umpteen

Even in T20 cricket, you might feel like you have witnessed England play West Indies or Pakistan umpteen times in recent years.

Behind the scenes, two shiny steel smokers hold umpteen dangling rows of curing links, among lots of other equipment that gets the sausage made.

Today you can go online and find umpteen pairs talking about movies, maybe even arguing about them.

But after what felt like umpteen delays, pitch inspections and warm-ups, the game eventually restarted in front of a patient home crowd that stuck with their team every step of the way.

England have tried umpteen plans against Smith, but are more likely to find success on a good length with the ball moving back towards him.