the stuff

“The idea of the president-elect fully controlling the Federal Reserve or its chair is the stuff of his dreams,” said Rita Martinak, a certified business economist.

“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” Kennedy said.

“Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between — you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”

“The stuff I’ll be asking you about is all ancient history,” he says.

The other half of America will feel the hurt later, when tariffed toilet paper costs $10 a roll and lettuce is sold by the leaf because there are only 10 documented workers left in the country to pick the stuff.