skittles

"If it had been skittles or something else, I would have said no."

Passing sentence, Mr Justice Andrew Baker said McHugh, of Artillery Road, Park Hall, Shropshire, had reacted to verbal abuse directed at his erratic driving by treating pedestrians "like they were human skittles".

Has he tried the famous bar skittles mentioned in the original guide?

“Football isn’t a game of skittles,” Lemerre observed of Muscat’s challenge.

Team names included Blah Blah Blah - they took to the pitch to the theme tune from the Champions League - and goal celebrations included all players falling down like skittles in a representation of ecological collapse.