panty hose

“I had the worst day. Ripped panty hose, cranky clients, and then the car broke down.”

Only the final round in 1980 – when winner Dave Eichelberger famously donned panty hose under his slacks to stay warm – was the scoring higher in a round of the tournament.

Bundy was first arrested in 1975 after police pulled him over and found an ice pick, panty hose and handcuffs in his car.

Shortly after the primaries wrapped up, I signed on to co-host The View, spending a happy and spirited hour with Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, and the other hosts in front of a live audience, talking about the attacks against me, but also laughing about the girls and the fist bumps and the nuisance of panty hose.

Our privilege smacked of evil and mystery whereas theirs came in recognizable panty hose packages and candy wrappers and vacuum cleaner bags and Kleenex boxes.