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As Gracie Abrams roamed the Greek Theatre stage Monday, the pit dwellers’ outstretched arms resembled flames licking the hem of her sheer black maxi skirt.

She told Wiig that the jackets were not all that special anymore, adding, “They basically hand those out to everybody like free maxi pads.”

“We tell folks if you’re soaking through a maxi pad, two, in an hour to two hours, they should seek help.”

Rival super maxis Andoo Comanche and LawConnect remained neck-and-neck in the early hours of Wednesday as the fleet began to pass Eden on the New South Wales south coast before heading into Bass Strait.

In this story, however, spirituality takes a back seat to learning how to wear a maxi pad and undertaking breast-enhancing exercises, accompanied by the chant, “We must, we must, we must increase our bust.”