loveless

At first, the song is one big eye-roll: Just shut up and admit the truth, Chappell insists, before you get trapped in a loveless, heterosexual marriage of convenience.

Announcing his decision in the Telegraph, he wrote that he could "unite" the party and "overturn Starmer's loveless landslide".

Reading on the other hand remain stuck with unpopular owner Dai Yongge in a loveless marriage with points deductions aplenty last season, and this, and a divorce settlement still not reached.

There was still drama, of course, but about his personal life - in one of the most popular episodes, he revealed he had been in a loveless marriage for many years and had a son.

Celebrities have remained in loveless, business-driven marriages since the concept of royalty was invented.