gazer

But I'm a terrible crystal gazer and I've been in this for long enough to know that anything can happen.

Gazing into each other’s eyes is all that is needed for oxytocin to be simultaneously secreted in the gazer and the gazed upon, a feedback loop that induces a socially uplifting pas de deux.

Instead, to what seems to be just about every celebrity gazer’s delight, we’ve instead gotten a steady trickle of updates in the weeks since, the high point of which might have been a simple photo of the ever-rakish Affleck leaving J. Lo’s house one morning with a smile on his face that wordlessly suggested he may just be having as good a time with all of this as the rest of us.

On February 8th, we brought a bunch of these scams to Apple’s attention with this story, which prominently embedded a tweet by Eleftheriou about another scammy app called “Star Gazer+”.

Star Gazer+ finally disappeared on April 8th, after Apple was approached by another journalist who publicly asked why it was taking so long.