four eyes

“I knew that the kids were going to call me ‘Four-Eyes,’ and I said, ‘Hey, maybe if I beat them, then they will finally shut up.’

So don’t be surprised fans henceforth heckle him with “One-I” taunts instead of “Four-Eyes.”

“Hey, four-eyes!” called a woman in a window.

Sticky wouldn’t have known he was asleep, though, had Martina Crowe not hissed, “You! Skinny bald-headed four-eyes! What are you doing sleeping? Aren’t you supposed to be the super student?”

When I was a kid, I got bullied and called four-eyes, and now it’s cool?