Bunyanesque

Mair, Foster Bodorff and three other local tree cognoscenti formed a semicircle around Van Pelt’s Paul Bunyanesque figure, with a bushy beard once bright red turned white.

It’s a Bunyanesque tale, except for the fact that it’s true.

The satire publication the Onion has taken notice and has caricatured the Bunyanesque governor as the Democratic field’s own Captain Planet, armed with a solar-powered mech suit and guarded by a loyal pack of dolphins.

Manning the post would be Moses Brown, a five-star center with Bunyanesque size.

The Yankees already employed Bunyanesque Aaron Judge, the 2017 AL rookie of the year.