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Does it matter that the Trump campaign has supposedly dangled to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the most well-known vaccine skeptic in the country, a government role overseeing “health and food safety”? Why not cut out the middleman and put the brain worm directly in charge?

The “America’s Got Talent” and “Project Runway” star always goes all out for Halloween, last year evolving into a multi-person peacock after previously dressing up as an elaborate butterfly, a worm, a sinewy cadaver and Fiona from “Shrek,” to name a few, as well as memorably aging herself up.

This is a man who, even aside from the worm in his brain and his propensity for collecting roadkill, is one of the biggest conspiracy theorists in the country.

Even a meek worm can suddenly turn around and resist.

The Chargers, who were embarrassed by their AFC West rivals the previous year, became the suddenly emboldened worm, making an early declaration that they were turning the franchise’s reputation of mediocrity around.