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"While peppered with sex scenes and adoring close-ups, this is not a hot or even sweaty embrace of lust and love, but a soggy handshake of a film that underwhelms despite its star power," she said.

Per Audun Heskestad looks as fresh as a 69-year-old in a soggy blue poncho can.

Rain makes almond branches soggy and flexible, which makes it hard to snap nuts off using an industrial shaker.

But instead of being met with the glitz, glamour and expensive food event organisers had promised, they were left with soggy noodles, a single violin, and a pole dancer.

Guests say they found soggy noodles, chicken bones, melancholy decor, a single violin and a pole dancer.