Satan

In the Book of Revelations, Michael and his army of angels cast Satan and his minions out of heaven.

At this time, Satan comes to him, offering the same three temptations, at least as Christians understand it, that can pull anyone and everyone off their true path.

And he added: "You know a lot has been made of his evil alliance with the dark lord, Satan, but in truth, Ozzy is a loving father and husband and friend."

The ayatollahs who call Israel the Little Satan and America the Great Satan have bigger ambitions than just destroying the Jewish state.

Signature line: Stage director on the big dance show: “The name of the show is ‘Satan’s Alley.’