ointment

In the first big taste of what's to come from the pop star's seventh album, Gaga puts herself on blast in the video for the first single, where terrible things transpire in what would otherwise appear to be a sleepy suburb stalked by one version of herself with bloodshot eyes that could really use an ointment of some sort.

You still have to stand in line at CVS for ointment.

“This was a brief moment when he was trying some sort of topical hair ointment,” Finneas says, “and so he was like, ‘Can you do this every day?’”

But a few days later it was discovered that the medication was given to the colt in ointment for a rash on his hind quarters.

“Shouldn’t we dip his stub into some rubbing alcohol or something? Don’t we have ointment?”