mythic

They think of the mythic Valenzuela of 1981, the shy, portly pitcher with the unorthodox delivery who conquered all by giving his all.

As they put it, beauty is “subjective but also not true. It’s mythic and fantasy.”

But, perhaps because of those mythic roots and their ability to test the human psyche, they’ve exploded in popularity.

The Queen Mary is the crown jewel for history and lore lovers alike in the SoCal area, with a mythic legacy that spans from the tragic mass death casualties she caused in the fog of war to, decades later, being mishandled by the House of Mouse as a failed Disney attraction.

“The Lord must have been off the day he paired Lauryn Hill with Wyclef Jean and Pras Michel, the plaintiff in this action, because the betrayal among the forged Fugees family has risen to Mythic proportions. This is their tale of woe.”