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Before the pandemic and only a few years into fatherhood, Zuck livestreamed himself on Facebook in a purple T-shirt and Supercuts-quality haircut smoking meats with his buddies, during which he repeatedly, obsessively mentioned that he was going to lather barbecue ribs and brisket with Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce.

Trump tends to be more oblique on this front, but he frequently works himself into a lather over defending slave-owners against those who keep saying slavery was a bad thing.

“Soap doesn’t lather as well with hard water,” said Campbell.

A viral clip of the towering 6-foot-7 tackle simply crossing the street to USC’s practice field was enough this week to work Pat McAfee and his corner of the social mediasphere into a lather.

“Soap doesn’t lather as well with hard water,” said Campbell.