drool

Thick black drool oozes from her lips.

“Thank you, darling,” she said, drool dripping out of the crack that was her mouth.

“Fortunately, Trump didn’t hear any of it. He was sound asleep. Let One Rip Van Winkle is dozing off so often, they’re going to need one of those N.B.A. sweat-wiper kids to mop the drool puddles off his desk.”

“Hey, Jake, what part of head down, eyes closed, drool coming out of his mouth, do you not f*****g get over here?”

He still went to high school house parties to drool over girls who read Sassy and got their braces tightened every four weeks.