blubbering

Or the time you’re blubbering about a breakup and your Virgo friend calmly and rationally reminds you that your ex’s finances were hardly in a state of IRS compliance worthy of long-term partnership, and by the way, it was egregiously apparent that they never flossed?

“Yes, but not blubbering the way a child does.”

Just as I finished my blubbering, I spotted Samir taking advantage of the distraction to switch the drinks in front of him and the ablutionist.

“Me? You monkey puppet. I almost laughed when you started blubbering.”

You’re going to just get stern and I’m just going to be a blubbering idiot.