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Mr Donald said "loads of people" knew about his dispute with Gavin, who previously managed the Dublin men's Gaelic football team.

Some health visitors who remained in post were left with case loads of 750 children or more, way above the recommended 250, evidence provided by Prof Catherine Davies, of Leeds University, to the inquiry showed.

"When loading our belongings on a cart, I put my children on top of it all and tell them to play with the items, like the kitchen stuff," Hadeel told me.

"There was no way I wanted to give them any more money - I realised it wasn't based in Bristol when a load of Chinese symbols popped up when my initial transaction went through," she said.

"There are loads of characters, it's just bonkers and brilliant, it's kind of like a big farce. I can't wait to get started."