doping

One Tuesday last February, alone in a pool in North Carolina, a former Olympic swimmer took exactly 20.89 seconds to prove that his highly-tailored doping program was working.

He was allowed to resume his career in March following a Court of Arbitration for Sport ruling reducing a four-year doping ban to 18 months.

Infidelity also strained the marriage, which, like his boozing and doping, he blames on addiction, “a disease that keeps telling you you don’t have a disease.”

There is no defined time frame for doping cases - they last as long as it takes to sift through all the evidence.

Among other things, Luna accused Democrats on X of “doping up kids” and “cutting off their genitals.”