bumpkin

Well then, Mr. Bumpkin, there is first a history of your life.

Ah, quite so, quite so; so I should have supposed from what I know of you, Mr. Bumpkin.

Now Mr. Bumpkin, as the reader knows, was not alone in his expedition.

“It have been a mighty long time about, surely,” said Mr. Bumpkin.

“Thee beest too old, thee meanest,” said Mrs. Bumpkin, laughing.