accumulator

If we knew on 16 June, as Pat Cummins prepared to bowl the first ball of the summer's Ashes feast to Zak Crawley, what we know now, we could have solved all the problems in the world with one simple £1 accumulator bet, a humble punt that could have paved the way for a new era of global peace, prosperity, harmony and well-scheduled, equitably financed Test cricket around the world.

You should now have cranked to accumulator odds high enough to save not merely earth - still one of the top five planets in the solar system despite its current problems - but also at least three as yet undiscovered inhabitable planets in outer space.

When he was 16, he placed a £5 accumulator on four teams and took home £90 when they all won.

Most controversially, he conceived of the orgone energy accumulator, a human-sized box, which was banned by the FDA.

"For pregnant women or avid drinkers of black tea, they're going to get more fluoride because it's a hyper accumulator of fluoride."