word to the wise

They wanted to rip me off and, so, a word to the wise this holiday season:

Word to the wise: If your skin is sensitive to surfboard foam, wear gloves when handling this Pickle.

Word to the wise: When using dehydrated food products, tread lightly with the amount of water suggested to mix in with each item.

A word to the wise: These very same people promised the very same thing back in 2020 when they assured us that a vote for Mr. Biden would be a vote for returning to “normalcy.”

“But until that happens,” said Scruffy, smacking his lips at the memory, “that food is fair game, baby. It’s good and easy hunting, which, by the way, is my favorite kind of hunting. Word to the wise? Stay away from the pickles.”