some person

"I actually thought about not doing jokes tonight, I was going to come out tonight and say listen, this country is doing really badly, this is not about jokes, but then some person said you have to do jokes," he concluded.

“Right now, the United States and the world are facing some very large issues and we don’t need some person going in there on the first day for on-the-job training.”

“Some person’s idea of excitement and drama is another person’s total and complete chaos. What the Democratic Party needs to really focus on is the excitement, but make sure that it’s very productive.”

"If you live in a cell, and some person lives at arm's length from you 24/7, and you are both one or two meters from the toilet 24/7, and the toilet is a hole in the floor, maintaining hygiene is of fundamental importance. And a prisoner who is problematic in this sense will instantly make your life unbearable."

It is sad and hilarious—an illustration of this powerful man’s astonishing need for relentless respect and esteem—that, in so many stories he tells, some person addresses him as “sir.”