pinhead

They can walk, hover and the males can even sing love songs to woo mates - all this with a brain that’s tinier than a pinhead.

With a brain the size of a pinhead, insects perform fantastic navigational feats.

“We have freedom, but it’s on a pinhead,” said Kent Lyons, who has lived on the territory since 1970.

Every single day he looked like he had just walked out of Sunday school: Every thin yellow hair on his pinhead was perfectly cut and licked to a gloss.

I’m a mere critic, not a network pinhead, as David Letterman referred to executives who made these kinds of decisions, but that doesn’t mean I can’t dream up cockamamie ideas.