phizog

A year later Ronaldinho was ready to move to one of Europe’s bigger clubs, but because Real Madrid had sagely deduced that an amazing, amusing, unique talent, amplified by an amazing, amusing, unique phizog would be anathema to sponsors, they bought David Beckham – whom Manchester United had tried forcing to Barcelona.

Both compare a picture of someone’s phizog with a reference image taken in a controlled environment.

Our man sits with his feet on the table, leering at the TV and waving chicken wings in the general direction of his phizog.

Photograph: Allstar Prithee, avert thine brain, for this Canadian-Irish production does dance a merry hornpipe upon the very phizog of historical accuracy.

We've never been able to watch The Wire, due to the Guardian shoving it in our phizog 25/7 for a three-year period, and we heard so much about this "s3x" at school that we quickly wised up to what an overhyped waste of time that was, oh yeah.