napkins

Rant to people at the game who left their empty cups, cans, napkins and containers in the stands when leaving the game rather than putting them in the many provided receptacles.

As personal assistants have been rebranded as executive assistants and child care providers as executive nannies, buttling has become a career that involves not only polishing silver and folding napkins but also lifestyle management.

My dad would then round the corner with tons of food stacked atop styrofoam platters and we’d all eat up, happily dipping and dunking, drowning in used napkins to clean our chili-sauce-streaked-fingers.

A pile of paper napkins, a Styrofoam plate full of unwanted baked beans, a banana peel, an oozing milk carton.

Pitches such as putting Einstein’s face on napkins or milk jugs were rejected, Morizet noted.