Holy Bible

“I’m curious, at what age group would the holy Bible be allowed in public schools?” asked Democratic Sen. Jeff Yarbro.

Then again, “The Holy Bible” made the American Library Association’s top 10 most challenged books in 2015 for, get this: “religious viewpoints.”

He refused to enter tournaments whose organizers insisted he play on Friday night, and he began a life of devotion to the Church’s tenets, explaining: “The Holy Bible is the most rational, most common-sense book ever written on the face of the earth.”

Inside, was a book with a title embossed in gold: Holy Bible.

“You are a wicked, wicked woman and you need to come to God today,” said Allan Siders, a 36-year-old landscaper, clutching a brown leather Holy Bible.