hamster cage

Previous quirky deliveries have included a dead bird in Glasgow and a hamster cage still containing its deceased former occupant in Warrington, Cheshire.

“My daughter, who’s nine, read through the whole thing, cracked up and started quoting it at me, which was kind of cool. Then she told me one of my jokes – ‘I know my butt smells like a hamster cage, but you need to wash your feet thoroughly before I touch you.’

Ager also hit her head on a hamster cage after being thrown across a room.

The court heard that Ager was hit in the face, shoved into a hamster cage and pushed over repeatedly and threatened with a wooden pallet during the assault on 9 April.

A hamster cage on the coffee table.