drool

Harris hasn’t even picked a running mate yet and there are even Republicans who are telling me, “As long as they aren’t drooling or actively engaged in cannibalism I’ll consider voting for that ticket.”

“Thank you, darling,” she said, drool dripping out of the crack that was her mouth.

The dog’s drooling jaws are just a foot away.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, one step away from a catatonic state of unregulated drooling, said he’d vote for Trump again — though his loathing of Trump is public and well known.

“Hey, Jake, what part of head down, eyes closed, drool coming out of his mouth, do you not f*****g get over here?”