Cro-Magnon

Mr. Stern, who described himself as a “normal conservative” that doesn’t blindly follow a fearless leader, felt that a sizable portion of the public is as intelligent as a cro-magnon man — one of the early ancestors of modern humans.

He vowed to pursue a “Cro-Magnon diet,” an allusion to cave-dwelling early humans in the French southwest.

He said he based the concept of He-Man on his vision of Cro-Magnon men, as well as Vikings.

And let’s hope the Cro-Magnon who allegedly took his mandate notice, wiped himself with it and dropped it on the floor of a station house in Pacific Palisades is the first to go.

Hall has a square chin, broad Cro-Magnon brow and flinty green eyes.