big eyes

It features big eyes made out of a Coleman camp stove grill with eyelashes scavenged from a neighbor’s leftover artificial turf.

“They looked at me, a lot of them with big eyes. I looked back and it was like, ‘OK, we’re gonna just sway to this.’

The marine mammals, with their big eyes and long whiskers, have long been welcomed at Fisherman’s Wharf, where tourists can’t seem to get enough of them.

“I love your big eyes,” he remarked.

And then he actually has the nerve to peek at me and slowly blink his big eyes, wet eyelashes and all.