swirly

Imagine pouring paint on a spinning canvas - it makes swirly patterns.

And Mark did the swirly thing.

This pubescent Vance has been adorned with a rainbow propeller hat and a swirly lollipop, morphed into a patriotic Minion from Despicable Me, and rendered as lisping Hans Landa, the Nazi villain from Inglourious Basterds.

“You see how I come dressed for the DNC? Very demure, very mindful,” she said in an Instagram reel, giving her 1.1 million followers a close-up look at her towering bouffant, dramatic makeup and swirly black, white and pink dress.

Here, complications from untreated mental illness drive the unreliable narrator trope for a swirly, tangled hair-raiser.