stapler

Put another way: If someone had attacked their accountant with a stapler, would they then be sentenced to shuffling papers at a competing firm?

This involves killing other people in various creative ways, one of which utilizes a stapler in a way I would rather not think about again.

Gabriel Trujillo, just 8 or 9 years old, wrote that he would be a stapler.

They’re also taught to use items around them — staplers, laptops, iPads — to fend off an attacker if there are no other options.

Her father, Charles, designed and manufactured staplers and other office items.