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Carr falls down stairs, eats a poisoned meal and contracts toxoplasmosis, which the show jokes could threaten his “freedom of speech.”

The inquiry heard Gary Poland had shouted at him for not paying his fare, and his dashboard camera recorded the teenager ignoring him and climbing the stairs to the dance studio at 11:45 BST.

"I noticed that she could hardly walk up the stairs," said Ms Cowley.

Cabin manager co-workers later found him at the bottom of the stairs "dishevelled, pale, sweaty and erratic".

Only they’re not quick enough – a royal arrival forces them to duck under the stairs and hide in the shadows with Mary facing the wall like the pariah she’s instantly become.