pantyhose

The 75-year-old formerly ran a pantyhose and underwear company, and later a food distribution service.

Still, based solely on the error-prone heist — it’s been ages since pantyhose masks seemed so ridiculous — thievery isn’t this spoiled man’s strong suit either.

Air Force veteran Reality Winner smuggled out a classified report on Russian election hacking by tucking it in her pantyhose.

Later, they discovered that the material could be stuffed into recycled burlap sacks and pantyhose to make booms or mats that would soak up oil.

He then turned toward Kennedy, dragging her across a floor by the hair and tying her hands together with pantyhose, before assaulting her from behind, the lawsuit said.