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As the actors perform, a woman called Ness, the spot effects guru, weaves around them, adding in lots of the sound effects in real time; the clinking of glasses, the shutting of a gate, or rustling of hay.

Police said a man approached the child between midnight and 01:00 in the early hours of Thursday at the Loch Ness Bay campsite in Drumnadrochit.

“I like that you pronounce business. Usually, when I say, ‘Standin’ on business,’ I say, ‘Standin’ on bih’ ’ness,’ ” Druski says after the now-famous audio plays.

So far Scotland's hottest day of this year was when the mercury rose above 28C at Drumnadrochit on the shore of Loch Ness on 20 June.

Veytia, a portly figure with a bushy mustache, seemed an unlikely Eliot Ness, but he was credited with reducing violence and hailed as “the terror of every criminal” in a laudatory corrido, or ballad.