jockstrap

It wants to be “The Substance” with jockstraps: a Satanic-tinged, steroidal “Rosemary’s Baby.”

“HIM” may be hokey, sure, but no more so than putting a cup in your jockstrap to sprint full-speed into someone’s skull just for the mere chance that somebody somewhere might idolize you.

Reserved as he was, Foster found it easy to befriend the middle-school boy who dutifully slipped on rubber gloves to pick up jockstraps and jerseys.

According to a complaint filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Gonzales was required to work the coat check for Precinct DTLA’s weekly “jockstrap / underwear party” without receiving pay.

The humiliation of not starting prompted Wooden to strip to his jockstrap and storm out of the gym.