half-seas over

buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

drunken

besotted buzzed drunk as a skunk faced in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

besotted buzzed crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken faced in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

besotted buzzed crapulent drunk as a skunk drunken faced in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

bombed buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

glazed stewed

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled besotted boozed up buzzed crapulent crapulous crocked drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain flushed flying fuddled glazed groggy high high as a kite in one's cups inebriate inebriated intoxicated juiced laced liquored up lit muddled plastered potted seeing double sloshed sodden stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tight tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted