goober

Out-of-town goobers and locals alike hike up to various vantage points around it for a selfie or group shot.

The roughly hewn goober had been strapped to the back of a logging truck, hauled across the country and parked near the White House.

Stokes was the beneficiary of perhaps the worst drop of the lot, a complete goober by opposite number Tom Latham at short cover when the England skipper had 30.

It comes off as goober posturing, not worthy of the sixth-most populous county in the nation.

A serpent-tongued viper might call these true believers goobers, rubes, suckers, and dupes, but what good would it do?