fuck

There are so many ways to fuck something up, so many stages to the process, and entering that cycle of hope, expectation, and either failure and trying again or ecstatic satisfaction added a new dimension to the rhythms of my life.

If you are lucky enough to see a bear in the wild, the best thing to do is immediately fuck off.

When ProPublica requested comment, the seller or sellers of the Fraud Bible responded with variations of “fuck you.”

There is a demand to know why you won’t just fuck me already.

I wasn’t interested in buying a house either, because a down payment would eat up all the fuck-you money, and then I wouldn’t be able to quit my job to travel or freelance or ski again.

Putting the show to bed was like, “Fuck, am I breaking up this all-star team?”

He texted one of the other founding Santas, “Fuck you, Santa Rob.”

“Keene state goes HARD AS FUCK…” the company tweeted Oct. 3.

But then, I got The Hunger Games a few months later, and was like, Fuck yeah!

“Fuck it,” I said, and drank down the tiny cup as deeply as I could.

She stared at his back for a long while before turning on her heel, muttering, “Fuck,” and walking back out into the sunshine.