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A friend texted: “Oh hell no Ricardo I thought you was joking. I will not speak to you ever again if you become and ice agent ... You have a dad who was deported dude.”

You’re like, “No, I think it worked out, dude. I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”

At the right-wing media company The Daily Wire, the ladies’ auxiliary keeps outdoing the dudes.

We went to eat at a restaurant in Mexico City and the dude just seemed really cool to me.

“This is a deepfake, dude. Please use your critical thinking skills,” she wrote.