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At almost 34 and with a partly bionic body, Stokes has realised he cannot push himself like he did in his younger days.

“And five years ago I had a hip replacement. I’m a bionic woman!”

For some, bionic vision might be required to see that future, though.

Scenes from the video include the women using urinals, brandishing sex toys, and Perry being hit by an anvil – which prompts her to grow bionic legs.

However, an open scientific question is whether humans can embody bionic tools or prostheses that don't resemble human anatomy.